funny shayari in english

I finally found someone
That knocks me off my feet
That makes me feel complete!
We started over coffee
We started out as friend
It's funny how from simpl
Things, the best things begi

Funny shayari
1. teri adaon pe jaaun wari-wari.
Dial 139 for railway inquiry.
2. na jine ki aarzoo na marne ka khauf.
The no. u r trying is currently switched off.
3. apne gamon ko dil me daba lo.
Naya godrej hair dye, kato gholo aur laga lo.